Well, I had to put on my undercover minivan disguise. The woman you love, the one you work with, the scary one with the black hair - Rosa. Your sincere belief in my gift means a great deal. I just want to apologize for my fellow Detective's behavior. Tase, tase, tase, tase, tase Ah! Yeah! And McGintley wouldn't care if I was three minutes late 'cause he was always an hour late and hungover, and he would let you do literally anything you want if you gave him a hamburger. I wanna see what happens if I taser this cantaloupe. Tase, tase, tase, tase, tase Hey! What the hell's going on here? Science experiment. I mean, McGintley wouldn't care about a messy desk or all these stupid rules. What's insane is how you refuse to get with the program. I mean, a Captain on a minor vandalism case? It's insane. You made a mixtape? Yes, I still listen to cassettes. So Holt's coming on my stakeout now? I made a mixtape with some very explicit rap on it, and now I can't sing along. ' So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman? Thank you, Carlene. She's assistant manager at Leonard's designer shoes.Īnd I see the letter 'L', 'R', 'S', 'T', 'W', 'E', and 'B. Okay, she's had visions which, frankly, science cannot account for.Īlso, she can get you amazing deals on ladies' footwear. , last week, she predicted I would have a sensuous encounter with a guy named Mark. Really, Gina? - A psychic? - What? She's the real deal. I do palms, tarot, and I have a degree in numerology from the Internet. I know I'm just a lowly civilian administrator, but I couldn't help overhearing you're looking for some missing drugs? As it turns out, my friend here, Carlene, is a psychic, and she's ready to help you. Interesting, huh? How's that interesting? Well, it's surprising because you would think he had studied drugs.

We? You're coming with me? Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. A minivan? - A-ha! You all got a problem with my minivan? 'Cause my wife doesn't like it either. Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here. I'm gonna plant a decoy squad car as bait. The butt? I assume you have a plan to catch this gentleman.ĭid you just say 'genital-man'? Because if so, kudos, and yes, I have a plan. Well, there's no easy way to put this, sarge, but someone has been painting wieners on squad cars.Īnd apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.īut what are those little round things at the bottom? That's the butt. Santiago, where are we with the Jay street drug bust? There are 12 keys of coke unaccounted for, but we just got a warrant to search the dealer's apartment. Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together now. You also have more mice living in your desk than any other Detective. ' Also, who cares about all these rules? I have more felony arrests than any other Detective here. ' So I won't confuse it with 'undies, clean. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines.Ĭan you tell which is which? - That one's the dump? - They're both your locker. Here are three cases with sloppy paperwork. You also mislabeled the evidence, so that confession is worthless if the sergeant hadn't caught your mistake. Oh, come on, really? I'm a few minutes late, so you're gonna call me out in front of everyone? Good idea.Įveryone? Gather round, so I can call out Peralta in front of you. Which reminds me, I'm gonna need a new departmentally issued phone. Just what I wanna see first thing in the morning.

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